2008 Woodie Awards
Vote Absentee
At this point in the races, Barack Obama remains in the lead of the Democratic primaries, with 1,845 pledged delegates and 257 super delegates. Hilary Clinton has 1,686 delegates and 267 super delegates. These are the cold, hard numbers that underlie every last little ounce of speculation and hype America's news apparatus churns out.
The joke about Wal-Mart taking over the world has been in circulation for a while, but there's a chance that iconic yellow smiley face had better watch his back before a Macintosh Apple takes a bite out of his roll-back. iTunes could be trumping the new generation of DVDs before they even got the chance for their 15 minutes of fame.
I've had it. I'm just sick and tired of it, and so should every thinking person. War crimes are committed against her people practically daily and the world raises no outcry. An illegal military occupation has been underway for decades and no one speaks of it.