2008 Woodie Awards
Mike Connors, Collegian Staff: Field Hockey, Women's Basketball and Baseball
Mike Connors, Collegian Staff
Issue date: 5/13/08 Section: Sports
Also, I've got to thank Dave Gunn for dealing with me for all three sports. I'm pretty sure I woke up one day to watch the Sox play at 5 a.m. in Japan and called Dave at about seven without thinking to inquire about practice times. Dave, I'll make sure I tell the next person who corresponds with the sport you're working not to do that.
Now it's on to these fellow clowns I work with.
Eli (don't feel proud and start puffing your chest out or anything, you're just the easiest to write stream of consciousness about and that's why you're first).
So remember in "8 Mile" when Eminem shows up in the championship round to see who's the biggest G in all of Detroit (screw the Pistons Eminem, you know where to find me...o yea, you suck too Kid Rock)? So then Eminem busts out the battle wrap basically saying everything the dude had planned to rap about him? Yea I'm doing the same thing to you.
So Eli will write something to this extent: Different victory kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddd (try tracking that to one line, I dare ya…even 55's won't suffice).
Then he'll probably proceed with something that he considers profound. Possibly his lame joke that I have a Paul Pierce fathead in every room in my apartment. For everyone's knowledge, I do have a Pierce fathead but only in my living room. Maybe if I had more money I could shut down Eli's whack joke but I'm lacking such funds. I'll take donations if anyone has money lying around.
O yea Eli, when I'm writing touching stories about Pierce saving an entire litter of kittens from a 200 foot Redwood tree just outside of Inglewood, yea, we'll see who gets the last laugh then.
Finally, he may finalize his comments about yours truly by discussing what a great writer he is and how I'll never be able to match his beeeeaaaassssttttt leeeeddddeeeessss. All right, I'll admit it, my ledes aren't as good but that's all I'm giving you credit for
Now it's on to these fellow clowns I work with.
Eli (don't feel proud and start puffing your chest out or anything, you're just the easiest to write stream of consciousness about and that's why you're first).
So remember in "8 Mile" when Eminem shows up in the championship round to see who's the biggest G in all of Detroit (screw the Pistons Eminem, you know where to find me...o yea, you suck too Kid Rock)? So then Eminem busts out the battle wrap basically saying everything the dude had planned to rap about him? Yea I'm doing the same thing to you.
So Eli will write something to this extent: Different victory kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddd (try tracking that to one line, I dare ya…even 55's won't suffice).
Then he'll probably proceed with something that he considers profound. Possibly his lame joke that I have a Paul Pierce fathead in every room in my apartment. For everyone's knowledge, I do have a Pierce fathead but only in my living room. Maybe if I had more money I could shut down Eli's whack joke but I'm lacking such funds. I'll take donations if anyone has money lying around.
O yea Eli, when I'm writing touching stories about Pierce saving an entire litter of kittens from a 200 foot Redwood tree just outside of Inglewood, yea, we'll see who gets the last laugh then.
Finally, he may finalize his comments about yours truly by discussing what a great writer he is and how I'll never be able to match his beeeeaaaassssttttt leeeeddddeeeessss. All right, I'll admit it, my ledes aren't as good but that's all I'm giving you credit for
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