2008 Woodie Awards
"To the left, you will see the Student Union, representing one of the most vibrant and diverse student bodies in the country. On the right, you will see, uh, a collection of tents organized by Trojan Condom, an aspect of UMass Amherst's comprehensive safe sex education program.
On this campus, the legal status of marijuana is apparently a hot-button issue. I have been solicited by hippies when I enter the Worcester Dining Commons virtually every night for the past two weeks seeking to persuade me that Question 2 - a ballot question which decriminalizes the possession and usage of small amounts of marijuana - should have my "yes" vote.
I'm warning you, my readers, that I will probably attempt and fail to think deep thoughts. The coming of the Jewish High Holy Days, roughly a week straight of contemplating whether I've been a good person before God this past year, always put me in a gray mood.
College campuses across the nation are swarmed with a rampant infestation. Worse than rodents and more deplorable than roaches, the most common pest to plague any college campus is the cheater. Not the "I'll sell you my test from last semester" cheater, oh no he's okay in my book.